Monday, January 12, 2009

Lord....Somebody hold my mule!


so, i was thinking i wasn't going to post today, but i figured what the hell...i might as well. so, it's sunday, and today, i went to Bedside Baptist (what!?! i was tired...don't judge me like you ain't never been)...anyway, so my friend Jamille (remember her? if not...look below)...tells me that someone broke into her apartment and stole her ipod, camcorder, and some jewelry. Now, we had been talking about this earlier in the week b/c when she came back from winter break, she was talking about how her blinds were messed up and the door to the patio slightly ajar...at first she dismissed it as being maintenance b/c they were supposed to come in there over the break, but being the detective that she is, she did some sleuthing. It turns out, the theives had removed her screen and come in through the patio...mind you, she lives on the second floor...on a hill...like really...wtf? how desperate are you to get a few dollars? i mean, i know we're in recession, but damn...this almost makes me feel unsafe. clearly, i'll be off to state farm at the end of the month to invest in some renter's insurance (see...i'm thinking ahead)...i have full faith that Jamille will track them down...i mean, this bitch tracked down the people who stole her credit cards using their myspace, their account on some adult website, and by calling the places where there ordered stuff and found out their personal info...so the bitch is bad. she did all the work for the police...had the people's address and all (they were stupid for ordering a damn living room set and having it delivered to their house anyway...cmon retarded!)...anyway...i think that's all for the night....but maybe not...we'll see

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